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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
THE BRITISH FLAG
Turns 400 years old this week
James I commissioned it to represent the union between England and Scotland and, though the flag has been through a few minor changes, the red, blue and white stripes have symbolised Britain since 1606. - BBC
Turns 400 years old this week
James I commissioned it to represent the union between England and Scotland and, though the flag has been through a few minor changes, the red, blue and white stripes have symbolised Britain since 1606. - BBC
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Monday, April 10, 2006
SEND OBSCENE SANDWICH TO THE SUDAN
And see what refugees think of it
After blogging about millions of poor people in Africa in desperate need of food and water, and then reading a BBC report on a most expensive sandwich, I felt ashamed of Western values. The producers and buyers of an £85 sandwich (not to mention the foie gras) on sale at Selfridges in London disgust me.
Shame on you Selfridges. The ingredients of the £85 sandwich are: Wagyu beef, fresh lobe foie gras, black truffle mayonnaise, brie de meaux, rocket, red pepper and mustard confit and English plum tomatoes.
And see what refugees think of it
After blogging about millions of poor people in Africa in desperate need of food and water, and then reading a BBC report on a most expensive sandwich, I felt ashamed of Western values. The producers and buyers of an £85 sandwich (not to mention the foie gras) on sale at Selfridges in London disgust me.
Shame on you Selfridges. The ingredients of the £85 sandwich are: Wagyu beef, fresh lobe foie gras, black truffle mayonnaise, brie de meaux, rocket, red pepper and mustard confit and English plum tomatoes.
# posted by Ingrid J. Jones @ 4/10/2006
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Thursday, April 06, 2006
LARKING AROUND
In a politcally correct world
Today, a friend sent me a copy of an email doing the rounds saying "this is more true than some realize and I just wish in this "Politically Correct World" we all live in that some people would just wake up..."
A liberal woman from California wrote several letters to the White House complaining about the treatment captives were receiving that are being held at Guantanamo Bay. She received back the following reply:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C. 20016
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay,Cuba.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint.
It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep
those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka -- over time.
Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you put it?
Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember...we'll be watching.
Good luck!
Cordially, your friend,
Don Rumsfeld
In a politcally correct world
Today, a friend sent me a copy of an email doing the rounds saying "this is more true than some realize and I just wish in this "Politically Correct World" we all live in that some people would just wake up..."
A liberal woman from California wrote several letters to the White House complaining about the treatment captives were receiving that are being held at Guantanamo Bay. She received back the following reply:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C. 20016
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay,Cuba.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint.
It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep
those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually), since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka -- over time.
Just remember that it is all part of "respecting his culture and his religious beliefs" -- wasn't that how you put it?
Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember...we'll be watching.
Good luck!
Cordially, your friend,
Don Rumsfeld
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
WHEN CATS REIGNED LIKE KINGS:
On the Trail of the Sacred Cats
Opinion piece entitled Egyptian cat scholarship was purely a labor of love by Georgie Anne Geyer, Yahoo News, 5 April 2006:
CAIRO, Egypt -- Foreign correspondents like me have had odd things happen to us all our lives: Tea with Saddam. Latin generals telling you about their love affairs, instead of their military ones. Interviews with Castro, Arafat and Museveni at midnight, when all you really want to do is sleep. Trying to convince Angolan communists who are holding you in jail in Luanda at 2 in the morning that you have a dread disease that is extremely contagious.
But I have just enjoyed what is unquestionably the oddest -- and most truly wonderful -- experience yet. (If it were not for the fact that I'm in no hurry to go, I'd say I couldn't wait to see it in my obituary.) I have spent 10 days here in bustling, ebullient Cairo lecturing on the royal cat of the ancient Egyptians!
You may well wonder how and why I got into the royal and sacred cat business after interviewing Fidel, Yasser, Moammar and too many other scoundrels, renegades and scofflaws to mention. Then again, when you think about it, you may not wonder at all.
You see, 20 years ago I had a wonderful little street cat from Chicago who looked so much like the Egyptian god-cats -- like the beautiful "Bastet" with her long, supple legs, her upright little ears and her Egyptian earrings and jewelry -- that I gave him an Egyptian name, "Pasha." (He refused to wear the earrings.) But I was sure that he, too, was descended from the god-cats and was only lost in Chicago. When Pasha died, I got a lovely little Japanese Bobtail, a charming chap with a squirmy little bunny tail, whom I named "Nikko" after the beautiful Buddhist-Shinto shrine in Japan.
Thus, I was on my way to some serious research and even scholarship on the early societies that had royal and sacred cats -- not only Egypt (5000 to 300 B.C.), but early Buddhist Siam and Burma (roughly 500 B.C. to 1500 A.D.) and later Buddhist Japan. Finally, I put it all together, and "When Cats Reigned Like Kings: On the Trail of the Sacred Cats" was published in the fall of 2005.
Frankly, I was in love with the book and the whole idea. Or perhaps I was just in love with escaping my columns on Iraq, Afghanistan, Darfur, Somalia, Congo, Venezuela and Burma -- and replacing them with beautiful, loving, purring Abyssinian, Persian, Egyptian Mau, Himalayan, Devon Rex and Turkish Van CATS!
And then the Egyptian Ministry of Information invited me to come to Egypt for 10 days, to speak, discuss and give interviews on TV and in Al-Ahram on the royal Egyptian cat and on its consort royal cats around the world. My cup runneth over.
The first old friend I met here was the wonderful Dr. Ali Hassan, who was director of antiquities when I met with him five years ago. That day, we had sat for hours in the mellow old Mahdi Club, and this elegant gentleman gave me page after page of handwritten notes that he had made for me on the royal cats.
"It's not so easy," he told me that lovely day, further convincing me that I was onto something unique. "In the ancient texts, even to find the word 'cat' is not so simple. For instance, I just now found about the cats nursing the Pharaoh." Then a big smile came over his handsome, scholarly face. "In fact," he added, "the sun god Ra was often called the 'Great Tomcat!'"
On this trip we met in the lobby of the Nile Hilton, embracing like two old friends who shared a secret fascination that others might foolishly discard. We had coffee and I presented him with my book. It was a wonderful moment, one that I shall always remember and treasure.
Then my guide and I went to the old Cairo University, to the Department of Egyptology, to speak to Dr. Olaa Elegazie, the dean of the faculty of antiquities. A tall, commanding, but nevertheless charming woman, she immediately understood. "Yes, our cats had much to do with magic and with souls," she said. "The knowledge of zoology of the ancient Egyptians must have been very great. They understood the nature of the animal and expressed meanings through them that had much to do with the characters of the animals themselves." She then said, that, yes, I must come and lecture.
Two days later, the hall was filled, and the students were alert and interested. As Dr. Ali Hassan had said, although the cat Bastet was a major god in Egypt (and certainly the major animal god), not a lot of scholarship had been codified about him. I told them about the great cat temple at Bubastis north on the Nile (Herodotus said it was the "most beautiful" of all the temples); I told them how the cats brought blessings to the newborn babies specially brought there; and I described the "bad cat." The lioness "Sekhmet" represented the evil side of mankind, while prim, pure Bastet ruled over the spring festivals on the Nile and represented regeneration.
Afterward, one of the students, his face alight, said, "We say in our village that cats have seven souls." I told him that we believe they have "nine lives." I could only think how similar are these cultural responses of mankind -- from one end of the world to the other, if we would only open our hearts to hear and understand them.
"The cat is a major player," Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit told me when I interviewed him. "You see him all through Egyptian history." When I went to see Amira Aboulmagd, a publisher with Dar El Shorouk, she immediately said, "I have been wondering what should be the symbol of Egypt -- here it is, the royal cat!" And at the newspaper Al-Ahram, the chairman of the cultural page, Sanaa Seleiha, said warmly: "There is a big change. Many young people have pets today. You see them walking around with their cats in their arms." Thus, the new "royal cats."
As I was preparing -- ever so sadly -- to leave Egypt and my grand adventure and interlude from cruel realities, I sat for a while by the Nile, pondering what I was really thinking about. Did we make cats into gods throughout so much of early human history because of our need to find a creature who could embody the spiritual? I asked myself. Or did THEY come to US with the spiritual message and tell us about it?
I had no answer, but just as the magnificent Egyptologists I had met were so clearly in love with their searches, so was I hopelessly in love with my cats -- and my questions.
On the Trail of the Sacred Cats
Opinion piece entitled Egyptian cat scholarship was purely a labor of love by Georgie Anne Geyer, Yahoo News, 5 April 2006:
CAIRO, Egypt -- Foreign correspondents like me have had odd things happen to us all our lives: Tea with Saddam. Latin generals telling you about their love affairs, instead of their military ones. Interviews with Castro, Arafat and Museveni at midnight, when all you really want to do is sleep. Trying to convince Angolan communists who are holding you in jail in Luanda at 2 in the morning that you have a dread disease that is extremely contagious.
But I have just enjoyed what is unquestionably the oddest -- and most truly wonderful -- experience yet. (If it were not for the fact that I'm in no hurry to go, I'd say I couldn't wait to see it in my obituary.) I have spent 10 days here in bustling, ebullient Cairo lecturing on the royal cat of the ancient Egyptians!
You may well wonder how and why I got into the royal and sacred cat business after interviewing Fidel, Yasser, Moammar and too many other scoundrels, renegades and scofflaws to mention. Then again, when you think about it, you may not wonder at all.
You see, 20 years ago I had a wonderful little street cat from Chicago who looked so much like the Egyptian god-cats -- like the beautiful "Bastet" with her long, supple legs, her upright little ears and her Egyptian earrings and jewelry -- that I gave him an Egyptian name, "Pasha." (He refused to wear the earrings.) But I was sure that he, too, was descended from the god-cats and was only lost in Chicago. When Pasha died, I got a lovely little Japanese Bobtail, a charming chap with a squirmy little bunny tail, whom I named "Nikko" after the beautiful Buddhist-Shinto shrine in Japan.
Thus, I was on my way to some serious research and even scholarship on the early societies that had royal and sacred cats -- not only Egypt (5000 to 300 B.C.), but early Buddhist Siam and Burma (roughly 500 B.C. to 1500 A.D.) and later Buddhist Japan. Finally, I put it all together, and "When Cats Reigned Like Kings: On the Trail of the Sacred Cats" was published in the fall of 2005.
Frankly, I was in love with the book and the whole idea. Or perhaps I was just in love with escaping my columns on Iraq, Afghanistan, Darfur, Somalia, Congo, Venezuela and Burma -- and replacing them with beautiful, loving, purring Abyssinian, Persian, Egyptian Mau, Himalayan, Devon Rex and Turkish Van CATS!
And then the Egyptian Ministry of Information invited me to come to Egypt for 10 days, to speak, discuss and give interviews on TV and in Al-Ahram on the royal Egyptian cat and on its consort royal cats around the world. My cup runneth over.
The first old friend I met here was the wonderful Dr. Ali Hassan, who was director of antiquities when I met with him five years ago. That day, we had sat for hours in the mellow old Mahdi Club, and this elegant gentleman gave me page after page of handwritten notes that he had made for me on the royal cats.
"It's not so easy," he told me that lovely day, further convincing me that I was onto something unique. "In the ancient texts, even to find the word 'cat' is not so simple. For instance, I just now found about the cats nursing the Pharaoh." Then a big smile came over his handsome, scholarly face. "In fact," he added, "the sun god Ra was often called the 'Great Tomcat!'"
On this trip we met in the lobby of the Nile Hilton, embracing like two old friends who shared a secret fascination that others might foolishly discard. We had coffee and I presented him with my book. It was a wonderful moment, one that I shall always remember and treasure.
Then my guide and I went to the old Cairo University, to the Department of Egyptology, to speak to Dr. Olaa Elegazie, the dean of the faculty of antiquities. A tall, commanding, but nevertheless charming woman, she immediately understood. "Yes, our cats had much to do with magic and with souls," she said. "The knowledge of zoology of the ancient Egyptians must have been very great. They understood the nature of the animal and expressed meanings through them that had much to do with the characters of the animals themselves." She then said, that, yes, I must come and lecture.
Two days later, the hall was filled, and the students were alert and interested. As Dr. Ali Hassan had said, although the cat Bastet was a major god in Egypt (and certainly the major animal god), not a lot of scholarship had been codified about him. I told them about the great cat temple at Bubastis north on the Nile (Herodotus said it was the "most beautiful" of all the temples); I told them how the cats brought blessings to the newborn babies specially brought there; and I described the "bad cat." The lioness "Sekhmet" represented the evil side of mankind, while prim, pure Bastet ruled over the spring festivals on the Nile and represented regeneration.
Afterward, one of the students, his face alight, said, "We say in our village that cats have seven souls." I told him that we believe they have "nine lives." I could only think how similar are these cultural responses of mankind -- from one end of the world to the other, if we would only open our hearts to hear and understand them.
"The cat is a major player," Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit told me when I interviewed him. "You see him all through Egyptian history." When I went to see Amira Aboulmagd, a publisher with Dar El Shorouk, she immediately said, "I have been wondering what should be the symbol of Egypt -- here it is, the royal cat!" And at the newspaper Al-Ahram, the chairman of the cultural page, Sanaa Seleiha, said warmly: "There is a big change. Many young people have pets today. You see them walking around with their cats in their arms." Thus, the new "royal cats."
As I was preparing -- ever so sadly -- to leave Egypt and my grand adventure and interlude from cruel realities, I sat for a while by the Nile, pondering what I was really thinking about. Did we make cats into gods throughout so much of early human history because of our need to find a creature who could embody the spiritual? I asked myself. Or did THEY come to US with the spiritual message and tell us about it?
I had no answer, but just as the magnificent Egyptologists I had met were so clearly in love with their searches, so was I hopelessly in love with my cats -- and my questions.
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